As you may or may not know, I really hate the stupid farts who can't park in a parking lot. It isn't that hard and it isn't rocket science. There's yellow line and arrows and all you have to do is fit your piece of crap vehicle between the yellow lines and in the direction of the arrow. If you can't manage that, you shouldn't be driving a car. Get yourself a bike to lean against a tree someplace. Here's an assortment of idiots who somehow managed to steal a driver's license and keys for a vehicle. Some aren't really that bad and some just really suck.

By the way, the ugly colors on this here page match the ugly parking that follows.